3ternity, your digitally enhanced forever after.
"Live" out your cybernetic afterlife in bliss, with our company you can enjoy endless comfort within the handcrafted existence experience of our deluxe eternity.
Take solace in knowing your relatives are in safe hands with our multinational corporation, our motto as always is the customer is of the highest importance. True to our statement, we have allocated a whopping 4GB of Ram per individual! Twice the amount of any other company in the market and the optimal quantity for a fruitful, joyous and excitement filled infinity.
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Warning: This game may trigger epilepsy
The relaxing ambient noise of 3ternity has been lovingly crafted by our resident composer 'Shurk', specialising in soundscapes of the afterlife for more than 30 years.
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The vibrant landscapes of our afterlife have been sculpted by hand and digitally rendered with the very best technology money can provide. Crafted with the highest precision over the course of 15 years by a team of 91 artists and engineers headed by our creative director 'Joseph Dunkerley'.